Dear Everyone pulling into the parking lot.
To my horror and dismay I have developed a deep psychic connection with Tiger Woods wife. Her presence comes forth commandeering body and soul when faced with problematic automotive situations.
A good example of this would be me rushing to the garage only to find that some one has parked directly in front of it despite the fact that there is a large number of empty parking spaces available that don't involve keeping a tenant from getting to work.
I have taken the necessary precautions. I have removed all the golf clubs from the house. I am trying to arrange an exorcism but exorcists are hard to find and the good ones are really expensive.
Until I can find the means to remove this unwanted visitor who is currently channeling through me, perhaps everyone can help me from getting all Tiger Woods Wifey on random vehicles by inconveniencing a tenant other than myself.
I have placed a sign on my garage saying "Do Not Block Garage. Tenant Parking Only". Of course this does not apply to you but to be on the safe side, just pretend it does.
Thanking you in advance for your cooperation during this difficult and confusing episode of psychic woe.
perhaps an automotive exorcist, aka the towing company?
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ReplyDeleteKristi you have made my day! ha haaaa!! sooo many memories are flooding back from Reinway days and the picture is hilarious. xox
ReplyDeleteI'd take a big chunky piece of white chalk and draw bold spirals on all four of the black tires...
ReplyDeletea day driving around like that,
and I bet you won't see that car again.
(I'm just knocked out by the horizon of tree shapes on the other side of that garage!)
That peaked roof behind the garage is an ancient barn or something. Its splintered wood at this point and very pretty. I dont think that building is going to be standing much longer. Ive got to get some good pictures of it before it goes.
ReplyDeletelol. get a big plastic bucket from home depot. pour concrete in it holding a "do not park" sign. roll in front of your garage when you need to keep it clear. so that they would have to hit it or move it to park there.
ReplyDeletegood luck! *i lived near a bar once. i feel your pain.*
The guy that blocked me is one of those very sweet wouldnt hurt a fly type of guys. After I snorted at him he looked so hangdog. I felt like I kicked a puppy.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha, I love the way you write!
ReplyDeletelk.... I agree, the trees are stunning :)
wow, artisanne..thanks!
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