Dear Everyone pulling into the parking lot.
To my horror and dismay I have developed a deep psychic connection with Tiger Woods wife. Her presence comes forth commandeering body and soul when faced with problematic automotive situations.
A good example of this would be me rushing to the garage only to find that some one has parked directly in front of it despite the fact that there is a large number of empty parking spaces available that don't involve keeping a tenant from getting to work.
I have taken the necessary precautions. I have removed all the golf clubs from the house. I am trying to arrange an exorcism but exorcists are hard to find and the good ones are really expensive.
Until I can find the means to remove this unwanted visitor who is currently channeling through me, perhaps everyone can help me from getting all Tiger Woods Wifey on random vehicles by inconveniencing a tenant other than myself.
I have placed a sign on my garage saying "Do Not Block Garage. Tenant Parking Only". Of course this does not apply to you but to be on the safe side, just pretend it does.
Thanking you in advance for your cooperation during this difficult and confusing episode of psychic woe.
